USD

The US debt is priced in USD, so when USD goes down, that means US debt is being burned down. Win!
But USD is also going up, so it allows people with piles of USD to buy out piles of real estate outside USA. Win!

Wait a second! How can USD go both down and up at the same time?
That's not possible!

"Possible, Raika. Possible."

Sep 14 2022

Note 1. Google "negative oil". Which is of course "impossible" as well. Only it happened.